Today’s ‘Internet Age’  has spawned an era of chronic masturbators whose incessant demand for new ‘Skeet-Skeet’ vehicles has forced the industry to completely revolutionize the classic ’skin flick’ – and and not necessarily for the better according to Savanna Samson, one of many below average adult film stars struggling to cope with the realities of new age porn:

“[In the past] I couldn’t wait to get my next script,” she said. There’s no reason to look at them anymore, she said, because her movies now call almost exclusively for action. Specifically, sex.”

Adult films were once a stepping stone for C, D, and E-list ‘actresses’ to try and fulfill their dreams of mainstream Hollywood success without requiring much more than a couple titties and a working vagina. Finding the right script (no anal) and banging the right producer used to be a recipe for long-term success, but as scripting has become passe (see Zubaz and the Walkman) and casting couch fornication now a formality rather than the privilege it once was for ‘that special girl’, the new recipe is missing some key ingredients.

Gone are the days of expensive, feature length films loaded with absurd dialogue, thoughtful camera work, and egregious amounts of untamed pubic hair. Dramatic, passionate encounters simply will not satisfy today’s on-demand pud puller who prefers shorter ‘vignettes’ that last only a few minutes (much like the viewers themselves) and focus exclusively on the skin slapping & general depravity leaving  no room for the slut-turned-would-be actress to showcase her theatrical side. 21st century porn is just sex, sex, sex, and more sex… at least that’s what I’ve heard.

Inspiration @ New York Times