What happened to John McCain? Seriously. Nine years ago this guy was kicking ass and taking names, looking like the new, old face of the Republican party with his ‘Straight Talk’ on issues typically too ‘gay’ for most conservatives to discuss such as climate change, health care reform and a sensible approach to the drug war. These days all we seem to hear from the Senator  is senseless, incoherent ranting (much like this post) that serves no other purpose but to continue the non-stop bitch fest known as the modern conservative movement. Take yesterday’s quote in reference to the current situation in Iran:

“Sen. Daniel Webster, when the Greeks rose up against the Turks in 1823, I would love to give you the full quote, but he said it is our duty to stand up for people who are struggling for freedom,” McCain said. “That is what America is.” — Huffington Post, June 2009

Is this motherfucker serious? Less than 12 months ago he was singing ‘Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran’ during rallies for his failed presidential bid, but now its supposedly our duty to stand up for these people? The same people whose country he wanted to destroy less than a year before.  Got it. Makes a lot of sense, really…