Celebrity blogger Mario Lavandeira also known as ‘Perez Hilton’ was out-gayed over the weekend after being sucker punched by a manager for the band ‘Black Eyed Peas” following an altercation with fellow pickle buffer ‘Will.I.Am’. Initial reports state that the incident took place after Hilton allegedly called Will.I.Am a ‘F*gg*t’, which is believed to be a pseudonym for ‘faggot’, though it was tough to decipher given the complex headline censorship run by most pathetically ‘PC’ major news outlets.

Known for his incredible ‘Flock of Seagulls‘ impersonation, Hilton doubles as a notorious gossip queen in the celebrity world, and many say the sucker punch was actually a well-deserved wallop despite being one of the queerest fighting tactics known to man. This author tends to agree, as only the lowliest form of life would spend their days sitting at a computer dreaming up witty remarks about famous people in the hopes of making money off the misfortune of others. Truly despicable behavior, and you can be sure his mother must be oh-so-disappointed.

Editor’s note: if you need more of a laugh, just watch Perez’s, er, Mario’s video explaining the situation. This guy simply cannot be serious…

Inspiration @ Huffington Post