What an embarrassment. There are little people featured on TLC who can pitch a better game than AJ Burnett. After throwing a meager 2.2 innings in which he gave up FIVE runs, FIVE walks and a home run to DAVID ORTIZ of all people! Papi can’t hit a beach ball these days, but apparently when facing Allan James and his abysmal stuff the ol’ chocolate Shrek can still make the bleachers dance.

It’s amazing how little $82.5M can buy these days. It used to be when you paid someone an honest day’s pay you would get an honest day’s work in return. Not with this shyster (look it up, hysterical!). When ‘Always Junk’ Burnett takes the mound you can pretty much guarantee you’re getting $0.40 on the dollar (or less) without so much as the courtesy of a reach around. A real shame the way he got over on them Steinbrenner folks. A real shame. Perhaps one day those luxury seats at ‘The (Yankee) Stadium’ will start selling to help ease the financial strain from Burnett’s contract…