Wait a second – I thought Barack HUSSEIN Obama was a Muslim (or as the conservative media calls them ‘Terrorists’) right? Right-wing pundits spent countless hours railing about how B. Hussein was hiding his Muslim roots and keeping his REAL birthplace a secret  in a vast conspiracy to steal the White House for “them”… and then… what? The rest of the story was never told, but we were to assume that electing this dark-skinned foreigner would inevitably result in the destruction of American life as we know it. Kind of like how Iraq was secretly building ‘Weapons of Mass Destruction’ , but I digress…

After that whole song and dance an unlikely character emerges to throw a wrench in the works and ruin the whole plan – Osama Bin Laden! Remember this fuck from a few years back? Yeah he’s the guy we armed, trained, and supplied with automatic weapsons back  in the 80s when the United States supported Afghanistan militants in the Russian-Afghani war. Fast forward a few years and that turns out to be a pretty piss poor decision, but again I digress…

Obama’s supposed co-conspirator released an audio tape today that put a bit of a wrinkle in the whole ‘Obama/Osasma’ conspiracy theory:

Shortly after Obama landed in the Saudi capital, the television network Al-Jazeera aired a new audiotape, reportedly from al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden, saying Obama was planting seeds for “revenge and hatred” towards the United States in the Muslim world, wire services reported. The taped message said Obama was following former President George W. Bush’s policy of “antagonizing Muslims,” and warned told Americans to be prepared for the “consequences” of the White House’s policies.

Planting the seeds for revenge and hatred? But Glenn Beck told us Obama was planting the seeds for Allah’s resurrection and the eradication all infidels aka ‘Westerners’ – was Glenn Beck wrong? No way. Couldn’t be. Not with all his right-wing compatriots beating the same drum: Limbaugh, Hannity, Moore, Gingrich… were they LYING to the American people about Barack’s background and true intentions for this country? Nope, can’t believe it – not these REAL patriots. They would never stoop so low…

Inspiration @ Washington Post