Day 5 of the ‘post-Michael Jackson era’ brings yet another news cycle relentlessly hyping this known pederast’s few contributions to society. Despite his notable achievements in pop music, Jackson was alleged to have corrupted countless children through forced consumption of ‘Jesus Juice‘ (aka booze) and pornography at an amusement park that doubles as his home. But you don’t hear too much about those minor indiscretions these days – instead the mainstream media is flooding the airwaves with stories of Jacko’s greatness as told by infamous media whores Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton ‘focusing on the positives of his troubled life’. Fuck that noise. Preach on Rev. Williams…

Maybe if this were the first ‘reality show’ ever to hit the airwaves I would feel bad for Jon and Kate. But I don’t. I feel bad for ‘Plus 8′ – the innocent children born to these two virtuosos.  If you’ve watched TV or read a newspaper in the past fifty years you would know that celebrity couples never last – EVER. The media, the attention, and the money destroys them. What’s the average life span of a celebrity marriage? Six weeks?

Not that these two were celebrities before they got married – they did the smart thing and became celebrities AFTER tying the knot. Genius! Why waste a perfectly happy marriage in borderline obscurity when you can trade it all for 15 minutes of fame and $50K/episode? With success stories like Nick & Jessica and Russell & Kimora what couple could resist the temptation of television cameras filimg 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Studies have shown this to be a low stress environment, perfectly suited for young couples with eight children…