What an embarrassment. There are little people featured on TLC who can pitch a better game than AJ Burnett. After throwing a meager 2.2 innings in which he gave up FIVE runs, FIVE walks and a home run to DAVID ORTIZ of all people! Papi can’t hit a beach ball these days, but apparently when facing Allan James and his abysmal stuff the ol’ chocolate Shrek can still make the bleachers dance.

It’s amazing how little $82.5M can buy these days. It used to be when you paid someone an honest day’s pay you would get an honest day’s work in return. Not with this shyster (look it up, hysterical!). When ‘Always Junk’ Burnett takes the mound you can pretty much guarantee you’re getting $0.40 on the dollar (or less) without so much as the courtesy of a reach around. A real shame the way he got over on them Steinbrenner folks. A real shame. Perhaps one day those luxury seats at ‘The (Yankee) Stadium’ will start selling to help ease the financial strain from Burnett’s contract…

Boo fucking hoo. Here’s another sob story from some Harlem honey that was handed the world on a silver platter and decided to go and fuck it all up by messing with some wannabe gangstas from uptown NYC.

I love how the pundits try and swing this story like ‘Harvard needs to better support students coming from tough backgrounds’ – fuck that. This bitch went to private prep schools her whole life on scholarship, so to sell this as the ‘hood catching up’ is pure bullshit. She knows the difference between glamor and grimy, chose the latter, and now wants everyone to feel bad that she can’t participate in the graduation ceremony at the world’s premiere university – a $250K education which she got for free.

That’s not to say she didn’t work hard for the scholarship, but pardon me if I save my tears for a solider in Iraq…

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